The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows

My mom asked me if Sean Combs is P-Diddy today. Then she asked me if P-Diddy is the same as Puff Daddy. THEN she asked me if people called him “Puffy.” I love my mom!
Soon after, my brother called me from his tiny studio/apartment (it has a living room and a bathroom basically) and said, “hold on a second… dude, I’m busy, alright? Gimme a second, I’m multitasking.” I asked him if he was pooping. He said “yes” and explained that he’s a busy man. How did my family get so cool??

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